“Hi Mom, how do I ______?” PGP.

Everyone at work assuming you’re hungover even though you’re legitimately sick. PGP.

“Hey guys, let’s clean up after ourselves in the break room. We’re all adults here.” PGP.

The constant struggle to stay “signed on” when you’re working from home so your boss thinks you’re working. PGP.

Choosing to take a nap over going on a date. PGP.

That person in the office that loudly sighs periodically throughout the day. PGP.

Not even having time to bitch about not having time. PGP.

People losing their shit over a simple PowerPoint animation. PGP.

Having to do logic puzzles as part of your interview. PGP.

When I say “I ironed my clothes” I mean I threw them in the dryer to knock out a few wrinkles. PGP.

Not knowing the proper distance at which to awkwardly acknowledge your coworker approaching from down the hall. PGP.

Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it? PGP.