The rampant and unfair speculation about the one guy who never uses the urinal. PGP.

Online shopping during a sales call. PGP.

“Do you have any gum?” PGP.

Finally getting back into a workout routine, and then breaking your foot. PGP.

“Getting laid off” is not just something that happens to your dad’s friends anymore. PGP.

Comparing routes for how to get to work. PGP.

Passive aggressive emails from the bitter shrews in accounting. PGP.

Knowing exactly what time you need to leave your house in order to arrive at work on time. And leaving 15 minutes after that. PGP.

I can hear someone clipping their nails in a different cube. Kill me. PGP.

Just five more minutes on the internet, and then I’ll really start being productive. Okay maybe five more… PGP.

Being considered antisocial for regularly bringing your own lunch. PGP.

It’s only 10:00am and you’ve already used all your skips on Pandora. PGP.