When updating your resume leads to no productive revisions, just a greater understanding of exactly how replaceable you have been at every job you ever had. PGP.

Telling your boss he looks sharp today, only to find out that he had a funeral to attend earlier. PGP.

Still being unable to grow a mustache for Movember. PGP.

Just another accidental “reply all” email. PGP.

Proof reading an email several times, clicking send, then rereading and catching a spelling or grammatical error. PGP.

Realizing that your dog’s food has more nutritional value than your own. PGP.

Chronic screen-touchers. PGP.

Falling asleep in a meeting when they shut off the lights and turn on the projector. PGP.

The only sunlight I ever see is when I drive into work. Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

All 6 of my radio station presets were on commercials at the same time during my morning commute. PGP.

I am the complete opposite of what I thought I would be at this point in my life. PGP.

Someone in the office is already playing Christmas music. PGP.