Too cold to walk to the bar, too cheap to get a cab. PGP.

30-minute lunch being a 10-minute lunch if you’re buying food. PGP.

Coffee as a pre-work supplement. PGP.

Sitting next to two twin babies on your flight out. PGP.

Having to listen to my coworker’s recap of her CrossFit session every morning. PGP.

The look you get when you complain to actual old people that you are getting old. PGP.

Starting a new job and immediately seeking out potential happy hour buddies. PGP.

I don’t hang anything up in my cubicle. It feels too permanent. PGP.

Thinking of a way to get out of the company Christmas party so your significant other doesn’t have to meet the people you work with. PGP.

My fridge prompts a poor man’s version of Chopped with every dinner. PGP.

The “only God can judge me” stare back to the coworker who saw you take two doughnuts. PGP.

Walking out of the bathroom and awkwardly trying to explain to a coworker that smell was already there before you. PGP.