Based on the questions that my coworkers ask me, I have decided that they have no idea how old I actually am. PGP.

Having to use real plates because you ran out of paper plates. PGP.

The woman in the cube next to me is blasting that Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA commercials. It’s too early for this. PGP.

An older coworker starting a story with “You’re probably too young to remember this, but…” PGP.

Been working this job for 6 months, and I’m still not sure who my boss is. PGP.

“So did you see the Alabama vs. Auburn game?” PGP.

Your aunt that always asks how your significant other from 5 years ago is doing. PGP.

Having to Google “gifts for men” in order to think of what you want for Christmas. PGP.

Fat coworkers comparing the Thanksgiving leftovers they brought in for lunch. PGP.

The Monday after a holiday weekend being exponentially worse than normal Mondays. PGP.

Asking your parents for help with a down payment for Christmas. PGP.

The unspoken game of chicken between you and your coworkers to see who leaves first the day before a holiday. PGP.