Ex-girlfriend asking for a LinkedIn endorsement. PGP.

Just chose to watch my state’s televised gubernatorial debate over the World Series. PGP.

The VP of our division just sent me a happy birthday email. I don’t like that he knows my name now. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

The HR Director said that she “expected great things” from me today. Fuck. PGP.

Getting hit on by older men via LinkedIn. PGP.

I’ll know who my future wife is when we both get pissed at the bartender during last call and both start verbally abusing him at the same time. That’s when I’ll know she’s the one. PGP.

Empathizing with Gandhi when you have to wait until 12:45 for lunch. PGP.

The Homecoming home stretch. PGP.

Ate Pizza Hut buffet for lunch. Questioning everything now. PGP.

Shower coffee. PGP.

Watched “My Fair Lady” with my wife on a Saturday night. PGP.

Planning my afternoon nap as soon as my alarm goes off at 7. PGP.

Frank Ricard forgetting his birthday. PGP.

LinkedIn notifications at least tripling all other social media notifications combined. PGP.

Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.

I am unreasonably excited about not having to pay for my flu shot this year. PGP.

Wednesday is waiver wire work day. PGP.

Hit it off with a woman at the bar. She gave me her business card. PGP.