Work hard, play in moderation. PGP.

When your motivation for keeping the weight off is that you’re so broke that you can’t afford to buy new pants. PGP.

Checking out coworkers’ Facebook pages to see who has the hottest wife. PGP.

People that have been working at the company longer than you’ve been alive. PGP.

I report to someone younger than me. PGP.

I literally had to teach my boss how to copy and paste a paragraph of text at work today. PGP.

Not knowing how loud you just farted in the office because you have headphones on. PGP.

The client…who uses…too many ellipsis…in all their emails… PGP.

Waiting for the elevator when your office is on the second floor. PGP.

When leaving your house 2 minutes later than usual means arriving to work 20 minutes late. PGP.

My computer has required me to reboot it three times already today for updates. PGP.

Being written up to HR for saying, “Merry Christmas.” PGP.