Begrudgingly went to a Christmas party last night knowing I had no more sick days. Tossed cookies before work. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

Giving your business card to the person you’re hitting on rather than asking for their number. PGP.

The previous occupant of your desk didn’t take the boogers underneath it with him when he left. PGP.

The daily “get out of your chair and stretch” move. PGP.

Pulling a muscle and not having the slightest clue how you did it. PGP.

Buying presents for the family with gift cards that were given to you as a present last Christmas. PGP.

Attempting to discreetly leave the office early, but the girl at reception yells, “HAVE A GREAT EVENING!” PGP.

Praying that maintenance never fixes the florescent light directly above my cube. PGP.

My boss is sending work emails on her phone while at a funeral. PGP.

Received an IM from a coworker sitting across from me during a meeting in the conference room yesterday. It said, “lol” in response to something I said. He wasn’t laughing out loud. PGP.

The most time consuming part of my day is apologizing for my boss’ mistakes. PGP.