So many power moves, so little time. PGP.

Forgetting to attach the file that your email explicitly states is attached. PGP.

“Oh, that was your lunch? Whoops, I must have gotten it confused with my (invisible) lunch. Sorry.” PGP.

Getting into the car after a long day and blaring “Hold On, We’re Going Home.” PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.

When there are no available bathroom stalls post-lunch. PGP.

Placing bets on what time the boss will sneak out on Friday. PGP.

Enduring an onslaught of stupid questions in a meeting after your boss motivates the crowd with the statement “There is no such thing as a stupid question.” PGP.

Living dangerously now means having one beer on your lunch break. PGP.

It’s Friday. Do you think anyone will notice if I just sleep sitting up at my desk? PGP.

Customers that always seem to call at exactly 4:45 on Friday. PGP.

The Vice President of my company just came up to me and asked how to create a bar chart in Excel. PGP.