Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Wanted to catch up on some sleep this weekend, woke up at 6 out of habit. PGP.

Debating over the Pedigree dog show at brunch. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.