Based on the amount of spreadsheets I do daily, I was overqualified for this job when Windows ’95 came out. PGP.

“The receptionist is stuck in traffic. Can you cover the front desk?” PGP.

That one guy in the office still saying “Happy New Year!” to everyone. PGP.

The “I keep writing 2013 accidentally!” conversation. PGP.

Totally forgot how to do my job over the holiday break. PGP.

The real world needs more snow days. PGP.

Working from home is significantly more boring than working at the office. PGP.

Today, a small group of women gathered behind my desk to talk about breastfeeding. PGP.

My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.

I have the same bathroom schedule as the old guy from the suite next door. PGP.

Not taking down my office Christmas decorations because they’re the only thing merry about this place. PGP.

Reaching that point in the workweek where everything just pisses you off. PGP.