Some of us have to work today, you know. PGP.

If my high school self met my current self he would kick my ass. PGP.

When even the guy in your office that you’re pretty sure is gay is married. PGP.

The word “synergy.” PGP.

Just got really excited about finding an extra tape roller and felt my last bit of dignity die at the same time. PGP.

Sounding far more excited and friendly in emails to customers than you actually are. PGP.

Just bought my first cheesy office quote mug. PGP.

That wave of terror when your keycard doesn’t work and you think you’ve been fired. PGP.

When the HR lady is the hottest girl in the office. PGP.

At least Richard Sherman is passionate about what he does. PGP.

Gordon Bombay being a highly successful lawyer with a drinking problem. PGP.

My mom just asked me for parenting advice on how to raise my little sister. PGP.