Endorsing yourself when a coworker forgets to log off LinkedIn. PGP.

Getting physically sick when you drive past your office on the weekend. PGP.

Listening to podcasts while working out. PGP.

Office-wide gatherings around the windows to watch the snow start to fall. PGP.

Leaving a baseball bat by the printer that never works just to see if someone will bite. PGP.

Listening to coworkers discuss the highest points in the office building, just in case the company ever goes under. PGP.

Got a new job title. No idea what it means. PGP.

Following up, circling back around, and touching base. PGP.

Boss is leaving for a couple of days. My instructions were to “just do whatever it is you do.” PGP.

Even the 600 pound woman on this shitty Netflix documentary is married. PGP.

Being on hold longer than the conversation will be. PGP.

At 4pm, everyone in Central Standard Time is jealous of the Eastern Time zone. PGP.