The office wide email when someone has a baby. PGP.

Pre-gamed brunch because I can’t afford enough mimosas to get drunk. PGP.

I work 60+ hours per week and still live with my parents. PGP.

Doing pushups in your cubicle to stay awake. PGP.

Instant messaging someone to ask if they got the email you sent them. PGP.

My “new” work laptop is about 6 years older than my laptop at home. PGP.

Huffing whiteout in your cubicle. PGP.

Getting cut off at Applebee’s. PGP.

Hearing “Happy Friday!!” makes my Friday less happy. PGP.

I literally fist pump when I walk into the bathroom and no one else is in there. PGP.

The first time you have to work on your birthday. PGP.

That awkward moment when three cups of coffee have you feeling like you’ve been doing blow with George Jung for the past four hours. PGP.