Wishing you could break your boss’s window like Philip Seymour Hoffman in Charlie Wilson’s War. PGP.

Coworkers thinking you have a hickey on your neck when in actuality it’s just a rash from the collar of your shirt. PGP.

Having a coworker say to you, “I’ve been in this industry longer than you’ve been alive.” PGP.

Having circles under your eyes that are so dark it looks like you were roundhouse kicked in the face. PGP.

“Leslie, are you married?” “No. Not yet. But soon. Probably. I have a plan.” – Parks and Rec PGP.

Getting frequent flyer mile rich and Chipotle fat at the airport. PGP.

My boss is taking everyone in our office to see The Wolf of Wall Street so we can “get an idea of how to cold call.” PGP.

Almost missing your flight because some mom couldn’t get her lace-ups off in the TSA line. PGP.

“Need anything while I’m up?” PGP.

Having an emergency toothbrush and back-up contact case in your center console. PGP.

When getting up from your desk rips out your earbuds, thus broadcasting sports radio to your entire office. PGP.

The first rule of CrossFit is you ONLY TALK ABOUT CROSSFIT. Apparently. PGP.