Being able to hear your keys, but never being able to find them. PGP.

Regretting the promotion you took because it drastically reduced your internet browsing time. PGP.

Contemplating pretending to have kids because those coworkers who actually do get to leave early all the time. PGP.

Not killing the ant on my desk because I like him better than my coworkers. PGP.

Checking your bank account multiple times a day in hopes of unexpected deposits. PGP.

Officially the only non-married, non-engaged associate at the firm. PGP.

“Your performance report is due next week, can you go ahead and send me a list of everything you’ve done this year?” PGP.

Your boss telling you to “hold down the fort” when he leaves early for the day. PGP.

Finding your first gray hair, and the three hours of sobbing that follows. PGP.

“Your participation is required in this webinar.” PGP.

Coworkers spoiling Olympic results that haven’t been televised yet. PGP.

Using ambiguous terms when talking to a client so you seem more important. PGP.