The smell of burnt popcorn supernaturally penetrating every wall in the entire building. PGP.

Blowing through all your Candy Crush lives within the first 30 minutes of work. PGP.

I have to poop, and there’s a traffic jam. PGP.

Your boss walking by as soon as your monitor blacks out due to 15 minutes of inactivity. PGP.

When someone uses a hashtag in an email. PGP.

Female coworkers slowly becoming more attractive as time passes by. PGP.

Constantly being reminded to recycle by the office treehugger. PGP.

When your boss asks what your typical Saturday looks like. PGP.

Just hit 35 in the parking garage. PGP.

Your refusal to friend coworkers on Facebook blowing up in your face when you’re paired with them on Grouper. PGP.

Accepting friend requests from coworkers on LinkedIn, but denying them on Facebook. PGP.

The office coffee machine is too close to my desk. I now drink 13 cups a day. PGP.