Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

My supermarket sells 6 packs of Michelob Ultra for $12.99. PGP.

I’m “visibly” excited to use my new paper shredder. PGP.

The company just “refreshed the fleet” and replaced my Suburban with a Traverse. PGP.

Sunday Scaries on a Friday morning. PGP.

Thanks to the column about Disney songs, I now have “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” stuck in my head. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

The bar exam. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.