Now I have to wait a whole year for the next episode of House of Cards. PGP.

Every single one of my coworkers forgot my birthday. PGP.

Accidentally took Ambien instead of Adderall before work. Today could get weird. PGP.

My work email isn’t broken. I’m just not important. PGP.

New coworkers looking hotter than they really are because they’re a change of scenery. PGP.

Acting like you haven’t seen the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition when a coworker brings it up. PGP.

Just got recognized and greeted in public by my pizza delivery guy. PGP.

I’m pretty sure I’m using LinkedIn incorrectly. PGP.

Spending over an hour in your 15-minute morning catchup meeting. PGP.

Accidentally clicking on an ex’s LinkedIn profile, so now it looks like you’re stalking him or her. PGP.

“Let me Google that for you.” PGP.

The IT desktop takeover to install some software just made me miss 2 Team USA goals. PGP.