Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

Dedicating the hour before your boss comes in to playing on your phone. PGP.

Having no idea if your fart was loud because you’re wearing headphones. PGP.

The most exciting part of my Saturday night? Taking off my bra. PGP.

Just had to explain what Coachella is to an older coworker. PGP.

My work doubled when a coworker went on maternity leave. I just thought she was fat. PGP.

When your boss looks at the picture on your ID badge and says, “Damn, you’ve aged since you started working here.” PGP.

The woman in the cube next to me names the dogs in her calendar. PGP.

Compulsively checking your email. PGP.

My new job sucks more than my old one. PGP.

The only human interaction I’ve had all day is people walking by looking for someone else. PGP.

Doing the yawn/stretch combo at your desk and pulling a muscle. PGP.