Getting really excited to look at the “NSFW” material your friends sent you throughout the day once you finally get home. PGP.
Wearing the same shirt as coworker old enough to be your father. PGP.
That moment when you finish your lunch and realize you have nothing to look forward to for the next 4.5 hours. PGP.
Fat Tuesday is just another Tuesday. PGP.
Wanting to keep moisturizer at your desk because it’s so dry, but worrying your colleagues will think you’re a serial masturbator. PGP.
Realizing how much weight you’ve gained since high school when filling out the information for your new license. PGP.
The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.
Earning $0.01 on your savings account. PGP.
My boss picked me up some grocery store brand mini cupcakes for my birthday. PGP.
Shower coffee. PGP.
Calling your ordinary garage sale an “estate sale” so more fancy people will show up. PGP.
Actually filing a noise complaint on your neighbors like an old, cranky loser. PGP.