Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.

Its not a Sunday Funday till you shit in a bar. PGP.

“Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.”- Andy Bernard

Going to bed every night not really caring if you die in your sleep. PGP.

My boss looked relieved when I put in my two week notice. #PGP PGP.

Someone brought a box of girl scout cookies for the office and they were dominated within 10 minutes. Vultures. #PGP

No one at work gets my jokes.

Trying to find your own hole in the wall restaurant like Freddy’s BBQ on House of Cards #PGP

Having to book airfare, hotel, and car reservations for your supervisor for a trip your not invited on. PGP.

Realizing you may have peaked in college.

If I worked hard, I’d be successful #PGP

Running out of notches on your belt. Actually needing to go out and buy a new belt as the old one is too small #PGP PGP.