“Who do you have winning the tourney?”

Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.

The struggle when your boss walks in as your mid-raid in Clash of Clans.

Finished another book of checks #PGP

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

Boss caught on to my “bathroom breaks” to check scores. #PGP

I did the math. My monthly student loan payment is almost as much as the monthly payment on a Maserati Ghibli would be.

Having your dreams of a billion dollar bracket crushed before noon. PGP.

Tempted to flush the toilet in the middle of a company-wide conference call. PGP.

Viewing no traffic in school zones as the only positive of spring break.