Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Senior coworker is leaving to another team. I’m inheriting all of his responsibility and none of his pay. PGP.

I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

“Did you get a chance to look over that document I sent over?””Yeah I’ve been digesting it.” PGP.

Turned down sex last weekend due to being too tired for the first time. I’m single. PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Playoff games keep me up way past my bedtime. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.

Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.