Congress voting on a bill that actually affects your life.

Only excitement I get out of spring break is the better parking at my apartment complex. #pgp

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.

There’s only free food in the office when I’m attempting to go on a diet.

The grunting of older co-workers at the urinals. PGP.

I’d be a millionaire by now if it weren’t for student loans, bills, car payments, and taxes. PGP.

Wanting to start your own company just because you don’t want to wear pants every day.

Weekly coveting Leslie Knope’s attire on Parks and Rec

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.

See attached department goal list, please add 3 personal goals to this list and upload them to the group document by the end of the week #PGP

I wouldn’t be all that upset if I was fired from my reasonably well-paying job. PGP.

Taking sodas home from the break room only to use as chasers. PGP.