Spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the stall after you’re done pooping just because you enjoy the silence. PGP.

Walked a 5K. PGP.

Drinking responsibly. PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Realizing you have 40 plus years before you can retire and have a life again. PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.

I’ve been invited to eight weddings this year. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.