Getting yelled at for 5 minutes for being 1 minute late. PGP.

Allergy meds and coffee being the closest you’ve come to speedballing since spring break senior year. PGP.

Staying well hydrated so you can act like you just had to pee when all the stalls are taken. PGP.

Getting endorsed on LinkedIn by someone you’ve never met, much less worked with. PGP.

“How is Tiger doing?” PGP.

Never having anything positive to say when asked, “How are you doing?” PGP.

That feeling of panic that hits when someone says your name on a conference call. PGP.

Faking it until you make it, and not knowing what to do after that. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

My “tax refund” this year is as depressing as the elevator ride up to my office every day. PGP.

If the art of passive aggressive emails was a college major, I would’ve had an amazing GPA. PGP.

Wanting so badly to put “I’m on vacation, fuck off” as your out of office reply. PGP.