Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

Every single printer in the office is “low on ink.” PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

When getting the A/C in your car fixed destroys you financially. PGP.

1:”Hows it going” 2:”Just livin’ the dream.” PGP.

1: “You drink last night?” 2: ” Nope, just allergy season.” PGP.

1: “You look tired.” 2: “I drank heavily last night, and the night before that.” PGP.

Having a jalapeño bagel and a large coffee for breakfast because fuck your cubemate. PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.