Getting caught staring out the window, looking like a “puppy that can’t wait to get outside.” PGP.

Waiting 5 minutes after your boss leaves early, then leaving early. PGP.

I swear every single person in my office sneezes like a fucking freak. PGP.

“Risky Business” Halloween costume doubling as Skype interview attire. PGP.

Facebook is where I go to remind myself that college was worth it. PGP.

1: “It’s all downhill from here.” 2: “No it isn’t.” 1: “No, no it isn’t.” PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Stared down a manager for the remaining half of a Panera bagel. PGP.

Buying the 8oz cans but drinking twice as many. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

Realizing, at the urinal, that your boxers on are on backwards. PGP.