Having the right idea, but not the means to achieve it. PGP.

I’m 27 years old, and I got carded for an R-rated movie last night. Not sure if I should be happy or upset. PGP.

I share a cubical with my supervisor. He sends me passive aggressive emails daily, but we haven’t spoke in weeks. PGP.

Assuming every hot girl that endorses your skills on LinkedIn is really endorsing something else. PGP.

Sometimes I leave the office to run an “errand” and just drive around for 15 minutes. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.

“Is that wastebasket regulation size or what?” PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

My boss calls me “princess.” PGP.