*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.

My boss’s coffee is as black as her soul. PGP.

Buying everyone donuts so they’ll think that was the reason you were late. PGP.

My boss just started watching Breaking Bad, and now he wants to talk to me about it every single day. PGP.

Still hungover from MDW. PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

Immediately picking up your phone when your boss walks by. PGP.

Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

Coffee simultaneously serving as a pick-me-up and a laxative. PGP.

Getting issued a company laptop is awesome until you realize it means you are expected to work from home now. PGP.

A speeding ticket totally decimating your monthly budget. PGP.

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.