Wife said I have to turn my Instagram to “private”. Now I will never get 100 likes. PGP.

Due to low seniority, having to work the 4th. And the 5th. PGP.

Ghosted a potential supplier. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

I’ve had my last good hair day. PGP.

Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

My coworker spends half of lunch hour fixing his fidget spinner. PGP.