Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

“Buy anything on Prime Day?” PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.