Getting a new chair being the most exciting thing to happen at work in a while. PGP.

Contemplating becoming a teacher strictly for summer vacations. PGP.

If only I could take my job as seriously as charity golf tournaments. PGP.

Immediately crumpling up your ATM receipt to avoid seeing your account balance. PGP.

Less than a year of marriage under my belt and I’ve already been put on Weight Watchers. PGP.

Coming to the haunting conclusion that two years of experience and a Finance degree still isn’t enough for employers. PGP.

Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.

Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

That 10am Bio 101 class doesn’t seem so bad anymore. PGP.

When just wanting to go to Myrtle Beach for First Week becomes creepy. PGP.

Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

Tosh.O has been replaced by Closing Bell on CNBC. PGP.