The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.

All I do is work, work, work no matter what. Got money on mind, I barely have enough. Every time I step up in the building…I can’t wait to get out of here. PGP.

Living life one quarter at a time. PGP.

That strange spot near the crotch on the seat of the cloth conference room chair. PGP.

The only donuts left are cut in half. PGP.

Randomly typing on your keyboard whenever you see a manager about to walk by. PGP.

A coworker randomly blurting movie quotes at you because you share the same favorite movie. PGP.

Pulled a muscle having drunk sex over the weekend, I told my coworkers it’s a tennis injury. PGP.

Passing on the donuts as they go around the conference room, but binge eating them alone in the file room. PGP.

Feeling productive after clearing everyone’s story on Snapchat. PGP.

Your boss consulting you on fireworks that you can’t afford. PGP.

Our VP of Marketing is wearing Target sandals at Happy Hour. Here I am thinking a promotion would mean nicer things. PGP.