When your drinking schedule on Saturday is 2 to 8 rather than 8 to 2. PGP.

Considering adding alcohol to my coffee to make this place at least slightly tolerable. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not someone will yell at me today, it’s when. PGP.

Missed my quarterly bonus. PGP.

Not being able to afford picking up the tab with your girlfriend’s parents. PGP.

Today at work I’m wearing my dad’s suit from the 80’s. Last time I wore it was at a theme party.

Ugh. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

Almost got arrested the night I was admitted to the Bar. PGP.

Boss found out I smoke. Now, he bums cigs off me on his breaks. PGP.

Starting to find the humor in your dad’s jokes. PGP.

The two pregnant women in the office are skinnier than me. PGP.