Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

I joined a bowling league, mainly to have an excuse to drink on Wednesday nights. PGP.

Urologist appointments. PGP.

Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.