Had a dream I was fired and got a huge severance package. Best dream ever. PGP.

Riding a fine line between being offended and ‘fair enough’ when you’re made aware of your family’s unanimous concern of you treating the upcoming family trip like a ‘boozy college beach week.’ PGP.

“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

Your mother-in-law wishing her daughter married someone else. PGP.

Suits on a Friday. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.