I purposely print from the printer across the office to have an excuse to leave my desk. PGP.

Wednesday: Finally feel recovered from the weekend. Thursday: Happy hour. PGP.

Blowing your weekly budget on a deductible at the pharmacy. PGP.

The doctor recommending a prostate exam during your annual physical. PGP.

I just paused to remember if the word was “dissatisfied” or “unsatisfied.” It took me a second because I’ve never needed to know that until this point in my life. PGP.

Not noticing that your raise kicked in. PGP.

I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.

I had an amazing dream that I was able to work from home for a day. PGP.

One of my coworkers caught me reading an article on this website. They walked away laughing at me. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.

The first test I’ve taken in years was a 30-question written driving test to renew my license. I failed it. PGP.

A leather Filofax is the most exciting purchase I’ve made in six months. PGP.