Going to work when you’re sick, because you’re saving your sick days for crippling hangovers. PGP.
The state of maximum vulnerability only achieved by way of your boss asking to speak to you in his office. PGP.
Doing some grocery shopping in the office snack room. PGP.
Drinking room temperature coffee is just a thing you do now. PGP.
When winking at the Starbucks barista while ordering a “tall blonde” is your most aggressive pickup line. PGP.
The coffee in the break room tastes like lost hope. PGP.
If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.
Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP
That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP
Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.
90% of my day is spent avoiding emails and pretending I’m too busy to answer the phone. PGP.
Someone turned off the light when I was still in the bathroom, and I didn’t say anything just so I could have some time alone. PGP.