I’ve started having nightmares about getting an ugly engagement ring. PGP.
Waiting for your boss to say, “You can go home early today” despite the fact that you know it’s never going to happen. PGP.
I have a new cubicle neighbor! I hate my new cubicle neighbor. PGP.
Having to get a mole “checked out.” PGP.
Admiring coffee now like you did alcohol in college. PGP.
The guy that always takes the stairs can kiss my ass. PGP.
Not realizing there isn’t toilet paper in the bathroom until it’s too late. PGP.
All I want for Christmas is a gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond, and in no way am I ashamed. PGP.
The highlight of my day was getting to sign a letter because it made me feel important. PGP.
Catching yourself identifying with The Grinch. PGP.
Being “randomly” selected to provide a urine specimen for drug testing on a monthly basis. PGP.
When your boss being an hour late means you’ll have to stay an hour later than usual. PGP.