Having a draft of your resignation ready in your email. PGP.

My jury duty was cancelled tomorrow. I’m actually disappointed, because I was looking forward to a free meal and a day off work. PGP.

This was supposed to be the Summer of George. PGP.

I come to PGP when I crave a cig. PGP.

Running out of toilet paper and resorting to paper towels, for two weeks. PGP.

I’ve started using a calorie counter. Not because I have any particular desire to lose weight. It just gives me something to do during the day. PGP.

My team leader just offered to be my life coach. PGP.

My girlfriend signed me up for a half marathon. PGP.

“Don’t mess with me, man. I’m a lawyer!” -Peter Banning. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Getting excited about your apartment having free coffee. PGP.

I’d rather be driving a Titleist…Well, a Top Flite at least. PGP.