1: “I wanna go home.” 2: “We all do.” PGP.
Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.
Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.
Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.
1: “Let’s do lunch.” 2: “If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I wouldn’t need this job.” PGP.
Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.
Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.
Taking personal advantage of Fathers’ Day sales because you need them more than your old man. PGP.
Wishing you were Zac Efron, but relating more to Seth Rogan. PGP.
I’ve been working here for 10 months and it’s only today that I realized the company name in my email signature is misspelled. PGP.
I’ve been asked if I’m “having fun yet” three times today by the same person. PGP.
Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.