When you try to relive a college Thursday and wake up to a text from your boss asking if you’re coming in today. PGP.
Ordering the 2 for $20 at Chili’s so you have lunch for tomorrow. PGP.
Getting halfway through a college story before realizing you have to change the ending to avoid a trip to HR. PGP.
If you’re going to bitch me out in an email, at least have the courtesy to not end it with a smiley face. PGP.
Pretty sure the pregnant lady I work with thinks I’m the spawn of satan because I told her I don’t like kids. PGP.
Attempting to hole punch more pieces of paper than the hole puncher can handle now gives me an adrenaline rush. PGP.
Thinking about settling down. PGP.
Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP
Having horrible productivity in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning.
Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.
Monday through Friday. PGP.
Signed up for Mint.com. All I receive from them are “Low Balance Warning” emails. PGP.