When living life on the wild side is taking the case off your iPhone. PGP.
Common sense is not so common. PGP.
“I don’t recall receiving that email.” PGP.
Placing bets on who will leave the company first. PGP.
Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.
My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.
My mood is directly proportional to my fantasy football team’s performance. PGP.
My supervisor moved me to a new project. I was just getting used to the project I was working on. PGP.
(Insert terrible friend’s name here) has invited you to play (insert terrible Facebook game here)! PGP.
An ironing board is on my Christmas list. PGP.
Regularly having to explain things to, cover for, and go out of your way to help the incompetent people in your office that have twice the responsibility and salary level you do. PGP.
“College me” would beat the shit out of “post grad me.” PGP.