Typing rebuttal emails in word knowing you can’t actually send them without extensive editing if you want to keep your job. PGP.
I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.
First day back after vacation and I’ve already been told I look dead inside.
Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.
My favorite work bathroom is under construction.
Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.
Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.
The “try as best you can to be productive today” team email the day before Memorial Day Weekend.
“We want this call to be conversational in nature.”
Coworker likes to stand up and notify the team each time he’s headed to the bathroom.
Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.
Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.