When the only pet you have is a plant in the office, and you can’t even take care of that. PGP.
Chatting up your student loan collection officer because you think they sound hot. PGP.
You would think grown men would know how to flush, but no. PGP.
The comfort of knowing if you need it, your boss has plenty of advice on hip replacements. PGP.
Asking who made what before eating anything at the office potluck. PGP.
The person with the squeaky chair who incessantly rocks back and forth. PGP.
Eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner at your desk. PGP.
Before coffee: tired. After coffee: tired and uncontrollably shaky. PGP.
Oatmeal for breakfast. Frozen meal for lunch. Frozen meal for dinner. Repeat. PGP.
My office has one door, no windows and computer that faces the back wall. Be jealous. PGP.
Mass signed birthday cards. PGP.
Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.