Still being afraid to look at NSFW things on the internet at home. PGP.
Rewarding yourself for accomplishing something miniscule. PGP.
Being required to have candy at your desk in case coworkers bring their kids on Halloween. PGP.
Your new email being “firstname.lastname@company.com.” PGP.
“What are your kids being for Halloween?” PGP.
When everyone starts becoming “we” instead of “me.” PGP.
Not caring about Halloween since it doesn’t get you a day off from work. PGP.
The coworker who ends rude emails with a smiley face. PGP.
When the automatic toilet doesn’t flush and your coworker walks into the stall right after you. PGP.
Still having stamps on your hand from the bars on Monday morning. PGP.
My boss, who probably makes five times what I make, just won an iPad in the company raffle. He also mentioned that he already had one at home. Luck him. PGP.
I haven’t seen my family in 2 years. We email each other now. PGP.