“Hey, see the moon last night?”
Coffee induced paranoia. PGP
No one watches my snapchat stories anymore. #PGP
People in the office are bringing their kids in Friday to trick or treat. Now I have to share my candy. PGP
New to the office. Nobody told me about casual Friday. PGP.
Sometimes I use my coworker’s condiments, just to feel alive. PGP
‘Happy New Year’ has been the first sentence in every single e-mail I’ve received today. PGP.
“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer.
Cost-benefit analysis of paying for more tinder swipes. PGP
All my friends post these days are their weekly meal prep photos. PGP.
Office replaced the old coffee pots with a Keurig machine, but you have to provide your own k cups.
“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.