The coworker that tries to finish their supervisor’s sentences to sound like they’re “on the same page.” PGP.
My coworker just hit her face on the keyboard because she fell asleep. PGP.
Asking a question and being told “It’s all in the email.” PGP.
Performance review is just a fancy term for “Why the hell shouldn’t we fire you?” PGP.
French cuffs make me feel more important than I really am. PGP.
Any activity outside of your daily norm being classified as “exercise.” PGP.
Feeling like Gordon freakin’ Gekko the minute that headset goes on. PGP.
Forgetting to turn auto save on and losing all your work. PGP.
When making it rain means you’re watering your wife’s flowers. PGP.
12 oz. curls that get progressively lighter with each rep. PGP.
Spending at least 45 minutes on Google every time they make a new doodle game. PGP.
There was a time when I thought a 401k was a running event. PGP.